SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai...

By Dev (Apr 7, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
SANTA: Wo Kyu?
BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

Passenger-Tumne Mere...

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Wife: I am Pregnant....

Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
SANTA: Wo Kyu?
BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

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Passenger-Tumne Mere...

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Wife: I am Pregnant....

Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

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SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H? BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He. SANTA: Wo Kyu? BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

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Passenger-Tumne Mere...

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour

What did d Santa do ...

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to bring "protection" on their next date. He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Wife: I am Pregnant....

Wife: I am Pregnant. Santa: Par main to england me tha Wife: Aapki photo thi na Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

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SANTA: Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha H?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
SANTA: Wo Kyu?
BANTA: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

What did d Santa do when his girlfriend sexily asked him to
bring "protection" on their next date.
He got his 3 brothers & 5 cousins with hockey sticks...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Wife: I am Pregnant.

Santa: Par main to england me tha

Wife: Aapki photo thi na

Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.