By Dev (Mar 20, 2014)
Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h, Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.
A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar..!!
Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h, BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..
Defintion Of Arrange Marriage, Bika Hua MaaL Vaapis Nahi Hoga, & Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE.. Pahle Istemal Kare, Phir Vishwas Kare.
Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?? Wo mota sa, Aas-paas baal, Naram-naram Uper se cover... Never?? Jhoot bolte ho? Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->
Aurat ne Lips pe Lipstic Lgai to ch #ttrone Lagi Lips ne pucha-Behan tum Q ro rhi ho? Ch #t-ye mard dekhege tuje or THOKENGE muje