Mera Bacha Hi Rehta
Tu Achha Tha,
Hazaaro Ladkiyo Ko MushkiL Me DaaL Diya,
Maine Jawan Hokar,
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Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
An Ex-girlfriend saying "can we still be friends" ; is like your kidnappers saying "keep in touch"
God made us body parts 4 a reason
Eyes: 2 look at u
Hands: 2 pray 4 u
Mind: 2 remember 2u
Heart: 2 miss u
Legs: 2 kick u if u ever forgeet me!!
Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haÃ¢â¬Â¦Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata h,kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi h
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.