Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Husband or wife me l...

Husband or wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?
Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 a...

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Husband or wife me l...

Husband or wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?
Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha.

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 a...

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

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Mar 1, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Husband or wife me l...

Husband or wife me ladai ho gai husband ghar se chala gaya. raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h? Wife:zehar Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kyu? Husband: Are pagli isi liye to use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Wife:kal rat tum muj...

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mai galia kyu de rahe the? Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h. Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha.

Dosti Karo College w...

Dosti Karo College wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh ladao sali se, aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari ya...

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai 15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

Patni: jab tum desi ...

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho. beer pite ho to darling par aj bhutni kyu? pati:aj maine sprite piya hai, 'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife: Janu kash ap SMS hote. Mai ap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti, Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 a...

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai 2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?

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Husband or wife me ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko ph kark pucha khane me kya h?
Wife:zehar
Husband: mei der se aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nhi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyu?
Husband: Are pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehte h.

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mai galia kyu de rahe the?
Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hue h.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mai neend mai tha.

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
15 din mai hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

Patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.

beer pite ho to darling
par aj bhutni kyu?

pati:aj maine sprite piya hai,
'seedhi baat no bakhwash'.

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di hai
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte?