Call from Marriage Bureau: Ri...

By Abhishek bhatia (Feb 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Main aur meri...

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe he.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko he.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Dunia mein sa...

Santa- Dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h?
Banta- Panipuri wala !
Santa- Kaise?
Banta-Kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" he bulati h.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call from Marriage Bureau: Ri...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

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Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Santa: Main aur meri...

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe he.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko he.

Santa- Dunia mein sa...

Santa- Dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h?
Banta- Panipuri wala !
Santa- Kaise?
Banta-Kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" he bulati h.

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Call from Marriage Bureau: Ri...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Call from Marriage Bureau: Riste k liye 1, Mangni k liye 2, Shadi k liye 3 dabye" Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau? Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

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Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ek baraf ka pi...

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha , Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ? Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Santa: Main aur meri...

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe he. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko he.

Santa- Dunia mein sa...

Santa- Dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h? Banta- Panipuri wala ! Santa- Kaise? Banta-Kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" he bulati h.

Sardar started a col...

Sardar started a college, All students were confused @admission coz Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't? After thinking a lot Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Call from Marriage Bureau:
Riste k liye 1,
Mangni k liye 2,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?

Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe he.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko he.

Santa- Dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun h?
Banta- Panipuri wala !
Santa- Kaise?
Banta-Kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" he bulati h.

Sardar started a college,
All students were confused @admission coz
Name of d college is 'Sardar's Medical college of Engineering for commerce n arts.

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.