A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Raju ki wife inspecter se: mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye. Inspector: to behan kuchh or paka lo.
" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
Bapu Bole Koi Sms Na Kare To
Tension Mat Lo, Use Sms Krte Raho
Bole To Full Vinamrata Ke Sath
Ek Din Uska Hriday Parivartan
Hoga, Phir Msg Nhi Call Ayega.
Apni shaadi me zayada deri mat karna
Dil tumhari saheli par a jaye to mat kehna
Ma to ashiq hu khubsurti ka janu
Agar barat tumhare pados me aye to mat kehna.