MAAL kaisa ho !! Skin GORI ho...

Lover:Darling Tum Chddi Kyon Nahi PaHentI?Lady:Mere Husband Ko Maine VACHAN De Rakha H Ki..Usske Alawa Kisi K Bhi Samne Chddi Nahi Utarungi

Muslim Ldki Ko Hindu Ldke S Shadi Krne K Fayde
>Burkhe S Ajadi
>7-8 Deliveri S Mukti
>No Talak
>Clean Shave Pti Or
>Sbse Khas Chej-Pura LAnd

Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churiyan Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Are Yaar,Pehle Batati To Kapde Aur Undergarments Le Aata.

Sardar entered a ladies toilet..
Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h,
Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h,
Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Pehle hath pe lo,
fir sidha karo,
fir muh me dalo,
fir thuk lagao,
fir ghusao...
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Kitnaa mushkil hai sui me dhaga dalna