Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me...

By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

GF k sath karo a tea...

GF k sath karo a teachr k sath,
table pe kro ya bed pe,
rat ko kro ya din me,so k kro ya beth k,
akele karo ya grp me
MAGAR PADAI KARO YARO.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY= Love Or Arrang...

BOY=
Love Or Arranged
Marriage Me Kya FarQ He?
-
GIRL=
Love Me Lode Ka Size
PehLe Hi
Pata Chal Jaata He!
-
BUT Arranged
Me NASEEB Apna Apna!

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos
every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos
while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

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GF k sath karo a tea...

GF k sath karo a teachr k sath,
table pe kro ya bed pe,
rat ko kro ya din me,so k kro ya beth k,
akele karo ya grp me
MAGAR PADAI KARO YARO.

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

BOY= Love Or Arrang...

BOY=
Love Or Arranged
Marriage Me Kya FarQ He?
-
GIRL=
Love Me Lode Ka Size
PehLe Hi
Pata Chal Jaata He!
-
BUT Arranged
Me NASEEB Apna Apna!

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos
every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos
while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The "Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai, Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

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GF k sath karo a tea...

GF k sath karo a teachr k sath, table pe kro ya bed pe, rat ko kro ya din me,so k kro ya beth k, akele karo ya grp me MAGAR PADAI KARO YARO.

Dr. To LADY- jorse s...

Dr. To LADY- jorse saans lo! Aur jorse lambi saans LO Achanak awaz aai KHATAK! Dr.- haddi fracture hai Lady- harami BRA ka huk toot gaya.!!

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

BOY= Love Or Arrang...

BOY= Love Or Arranged Marriage Me Kya FarQ He? - GIRL= Love Me Lode Ka Size PehLe Hi Pata Chal Jaata He! - BUT Arranged Me NASEEB Apna Apna!

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain? Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC Boy: Koi Khas Wja? Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

GF k sath karo a teachr k sath,
table pe kro ya bed pe,
rat ko kro ya din me,so k kro ya beth k,
akele karo ya grp me
MAGAR PADAI KARO YARO.

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

BOY=
Love Or Arranged
Marriage Me Kya FarQ He?
-
GIRL=
Love Me Lode Ka Size
PehLe Hi
Pata Chal Jaata He!
-
BUT Arranged
Me NASEEB Apna Apna!

Research shows men r fat than women becos
every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos
while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.