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On First Night.. Wife: ji aaj...

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By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)
On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega.

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