Father went 2 school for getti...

By Sanjeev (Jan 6, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Haw...

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Hawa Me HoTo Ladki Pregn@nt Hojati H??
Socho
?
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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi Pata?
Ladki ki do tange.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

God:i am making wome...

God:i am making women wid hi tech features..

Any suggestion?

Men:yes,d hole should be 'password' protected to avoid multi8ple users!-)

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

After Electi0n PM Of...

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Saidâ€œ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khada Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school for getti...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

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Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Haw...

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Hawa Me HoTo Ladki Pregn@nt Hojati H??
Socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi Pata?
Ladki ki do tange.

God:i am making wome...

God:i am making women wid hi tech features..

Any suggestion?

Men:yes,d hole should be 'password' protected to avoid multi8ple users!-)

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

After Electi0n PM Of...

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Saidâ€œ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khada Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

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Father went 2 school for getti...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

You May Also Like

Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis. 1st Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h. 2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Haw...

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Hawa Me HoTo Ladki Pregn@nt Hojati H?? Socho ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Nahi Pata? Ladki ki do tange.

God:i am making wome...

God:i am making women wid hi tech features.. Any suggestion? Men:yes,d hole should be 'password' protected to avoid multi8ple users!-)

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya Ladki rote hui boli "Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha" Santa Ne Hosla diya 'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

After Electi0n PM Of...

After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Saidâ€œ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khada Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

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Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

Wo kya Chiz H Jo Hawa Me HoTo Ladki Pregn@nt Hojati H??
Socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi Pata?
Ladki ki do tange.

God:i am making women wid hi tech features..

Any suggestion?

Men:yes,d hole should be 'password' protected to avoid multi8ple users!-)

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".