By Imran Kagzi (Nov 25, 2015)
Boy - Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl - Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy - Bata kitne aye h.. Grl - Sirf 90% Boy - Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate.
Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt, But The silence of a friend in the Examination hall brings tears into the eyes.
Aapka Blood Group Kya H? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab H, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Newspaper Mein News Lagi K 50% Of Sardars Are Donkey The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K 50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys The Sardars Celebrated.
Har ek se achchi baat karna fitrat hai hamari, Har ek khush rahe ye hasrat hai hamari, Koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, Har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari.
Principal:Late Q huye? Ãâoy:bike khrab hÿ gayi thi Principl:Ãâus me ni Ãâa skte the kiya? Ãâoy:M ne kaha tha Sir g, pr Ãâap ki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na