Sardar comes back to his car
find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment.'
What is Pyaar?
A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
Santa= Patni Agr Pati
Ko Naukar Samjhe To Pati Ko Kya Karna Chahiye.?
Banta= Bas, Do-Char Ghar Aur
Pakad Lene Chahiye.
"LIPS" mirchi ki tarah,
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarh,
"Eyes" matar ki tarah,
"FACE" kaddu ki tarah,
Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.
Just changed my gmail password
It says your password is weak.
I think Gmail is on drugs.
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl
finally he proposed in unique way;
"kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar
Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"