Angry Golfer: You must be the ...

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna H,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka.

Ladki Aur Ladke Ki
Ummid Me Kitna
Fark Hota Hai.
Ladki Apni Saari
Ummid Ek Hi Ladke
Se Rakhti Hai
Aur
Ladke Saari Ladki
Se Ek Hi Umind Rakthe Hai.

Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota
hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And
Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL
se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam.

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

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Thodi Machliya Bhej Raha Hu,
Humne Suna Hai Ki Aapka DiL Dariya Hai
Tairti Rahengi.