Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Ba...

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum H Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe !

Teacher: Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.

Golu: Koi Baat Nahi Mein Khade Khade Exam De Dunga.

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal apki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
apko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!