Jidhar apna crush hai..Saala udhar pehle se he rush h,
Aur abhi tympass karne ke liye sirf Candy Crush h.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren't met.
Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.
Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
I Ran away...
To Save d Tiger...
Only 1411 r left! ;)
Otherwise u know me.