By Sam (Nov 4, 2013)
Bijlee ki Taar or larki me kya similarity ha Guess.. Not Sure.. Oh come on yaar Simple h.. "Dono nangi ho to Jaan nikaal deti hai"
2Facts of Life 1)Kismat or Brr kabi B khul sakti Hai 2)Musibat or Loda kabi B kh@de ho jate Hai
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li. Dost ne pucha to bataya: Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab ladkiyan aakar khti h. 'Aage piche dono side krna'
Girl=Dr.Meri Ch #chiBoht Choti Hai,Kuch Karo Dr=Roz Aana Hoga,Ch #sKe Badi Kar Dunga Girl=Mai Bf Ko B Le Aungi Uski Loda B Boht Chota Hai.
What is pure Hindi name of Condom?? Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana L**g ki topi.
Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau. Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge
WIFE:Pechay Nahi Aage daltay hain Husband:Tumhen Kese pta W:Mera dost mere Age dalta tha H:Tu chup kar Mera dost mere peche dalta tha
