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Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2 P...

By Alvi (Nov 4, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2 Pulk
Wen Girl Is 16 She Is Ready 2 FK
Apple Says Cut Me, Eat Me, I M Yummy
Girl Says SK Me, F**K Me Make, Me Mummy.

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