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Girl: Fuck me Plz. Boy: Nahi ...

By Alvi (Nov 4, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl: Fuck me Plz.
Boy: Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta
Girl: Why
Boy: Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(

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