A S@x expert was once asked we...

By Alvi (Nov 4, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A S@x expert was once asked wether a rape is posible while runing.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down

Bete Ko Muthi MartE ...

Bete Ko Muthi MartE Dekh Bap Ne Uski Shadi Kardi
4 Din Bad Bap=Beta Sb Thik H Na?
Beta=Ghnta Thik H,5 Mint Me To Saali K Hath Dukhne Lgte He

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhu...

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?
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LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wife="I am Preg...

Wife="I am Pregnant."
Santa="Par Mai To England Me Tha."
Wife=Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa="Ullu Mat bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Defintion Of Arrange...

Defintion Of Arrange Marriage,
Bika Hua MaaL Vaapis Nahi Hoga,
&
Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE..
Pahle Istemal Kare,
Phir Vishwas Kare.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

What is the opposite...

What is the opposite of laugh...?
Ans: SEX
How ?
Laugh is â€“ ha ha ha ha ha
Sex is â€“ ah ah ah ah ah....

By: Rajat Mehta
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A S@x expert was once asked we...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A S@x expert was once asked wether a rape is posible while runing.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down

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Bete Ko Muthi MartE ...

Bete Ko Muthi MartE Dekh Bap Ne Uski Shadi Kardi
4 Din Bad Bap=Beta Sb Thik H Na?
Beta=Ghnta Thik H,5 Mint Me To Saali K Hath Dukhne Lgte He

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhu...

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?
?
?
<
>
<
>
<
>
<
>
<
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

Wife="I am Preg...

Wife="I am Pregnant."
Santa="Par Mai To England Me Tha."
Wife=Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa="Ullu Mat bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi

Defintion Of Arrange...

Defintion Of Arrange Marriage,
Bika Hua MaaL Vaapis Nahi Hoga,
&
Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE..
Pahle Istemal Kare,
Phir Vishwas Kare.

What is the opposite...

What is the opposite of laugh...?
Ans: SEX
How ?
Laugh is â€“ ha ha ha ha ha
Sex is â€“ ah ah ah ah ah....

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..

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A S@x expert was once asked we...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A S@x expert was once asked wether a rape is posible while runing. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down

You May Also Like

Bete Ko Muthi MartE ...

Bete Ko Muthi MartE Dekh Bap Ne Uski Shadi Kardi 4 Din Bad Bap=Beta Sb Thik H Na? Beta=Ghnta Thik H,5 Mint Me To Saali K Hath Dukhne Lgte He

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhu...

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He? ? ? &lt; &gt; &lt; &gt; &lt; &gt; &lt; &gt; &lt; LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

Wife="I am Preg...

Wife="I am Pregnant." Santa="Par Mai To England Me Tha." Wife=Aapki Photo Thi Na. Santa="Ullu Mat bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi

Defintion Of Arrange...

Defintion Of Arrange Marriage, Bika Hua MaaL Vaapis Nahi Hoga, & Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE.. Pahle Istemal Kare, Phir Vishwas Kare.

What is the opposite...

What is the opposite of laugh...? Ans: SEX How ? Laugh is â€“ ha ha ha ha ha Sex is â€“ ah ah ah ah ah....

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de Ladki - Papa mein hun..

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A S@x expert was once asked wether a rape is posible while runing.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down

Bete Ko Muthi MartE Dekh Bap Ne Uski Shadi Kardi
4 Din Bad Bap=Beta Sb Thik H Na?
Beta=Ghnta Thik H,5 Mint Me To Saali K Hath Dukhne Lgte He

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?
?
?
<
>
<
>
<
>
<
>
<
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

Wife="I am Pregnant."
Santa="Par Mai To England Me Tha."
Wife=Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa="Ullu Mat bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi

Defintion Of Arrange Marriage,
Bika Hua MaaL Vaapis Nahi Hoga,
&
Defintion Of LOVE MARRIAGE..
Pahle Istemal Kare,
Phir Vishwas Kare.

What is the opposite of laugh...?
Ans: SEX
How ?
Laugh is â€“ ha ha ha ha ha
Sex is â€“ ah ah ah ah ah....

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..