Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks!!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating???
Ans - besan ke pakore
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi!
Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive?
Santa: It will be ten years in October!
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?