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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi ba...
By
Ankita Arora
(
May 21, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.
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