Jun 15, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Ye to khubsurat dost...

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata h,

Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata h,

Rahe duriya to parwah nhi,

Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata h.

By: Mansi
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (FRIENDSHIP)

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Physics ka baap - ...

Physics ka baap -

All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jun 15, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Ye to khubsurat dost...

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata h,

Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata h,

Rahe duriya to parwah nhi,

Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata h.

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

Physics ka baap - ...

Physics ka baap -

All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

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Jun 15, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Ye to khubsurat dost...

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata h, Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata h, Rahe duriya to parwah nhi, Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata h.

Santa: Mery dada ny ...

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke rast...

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Inspector to Santa:F...

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai??? Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Santa: Why majority ...

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D W...

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back.

Physics ka baap - ...

Physics ka baap - All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !! Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Santa: Pados ki Ladk...

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai. Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata h,

Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata h,

Rahe duriya to parwah nhi,

Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata h.

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?

Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back.

Physics ka baap -

All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya.