A girl asked, why cow seems de...

By Rajan (Jun 12, 2013)

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A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich...

Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich Me Q
Nahi Banti.?
Q Ki,
Jis Bete Ko Chddi Phanna
Sikhane Me 5 SaaL
Lagte Hai,
Wo 1 Bahu Sirf 5 Sec Me
Utarwa Deti Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Neeche aap ke liye D...

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe ...

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe School Me Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata H?
Bi2= Jab Aap Mujhe SUSU Karaane K Liye Meri LULLu Hath_Se Bahar Nikaalti Ho.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladka Ladki Jungle m...

Ladka Ladki Jungle mein kho jate hain
2 din bhuke pyase rehne ke baad ladki kehti hai
Plz Fuk me
Ladka: why?
Ladki: Yaar kuch to ander jayega.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A girl asked, why cow seems de...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

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Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich...

Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich Me Q
Nahi Banti.?
Q Ki,
Jis Bete Ko Chddi Phanna
Sikhane Me 5 SaaL
Lagte Hai,
Wo 1 Bahu Sirf 5 Sec Me
Utarwa Deti Hai.

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

Neeche aap ke liye D...

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
||
||
||
||
Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe ...

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe School Me Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata H?
Bi2= Jab Aap Mujhe SUSU Karaane K Liye Meri LULLu Hath_Se Bahar Nikaalti Ho.

Ladka Ladki Jungle m...

Ladka Ladki Jungle mein kho jate hain
2 din bhuke pyase rehne ke baad ladki kehti hai
Plz Fuk me
Ladka: why?
Ladki: Yaar kuch to ander jayega.

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

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A girl asked, why cow seems de...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

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Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich...

Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich Me Q Nahi Banti.? Q Ki, Jis Bete Ko Chddi Phanna Sikhane Me 5 SaaL Lagte Hai, Wo 1 Bahu Sirf 5 Sec Me Utarwa Deti Hai.

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

Neeche aap ke liye D...

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai || || || || Danda hai. Ghusa le Message karta nahi Gift Chahiye GANDU KO.

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe ...

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe School Me Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata H? Bi2= Jab Aap Mujhe SUSU Karaane K Liye Meri LULLu Hath_Se Bahar Nikaalti Ho.

Ladka Ladki Jungle m...

Ladka Ladki Jungle mein kho jate hain 2 din bhuke pyase rehne ke baad ladki kehti hai Plz Fuk me Ladka: why? Ladki: Yaar kuch to ander jayega.

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h, Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

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A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Saas Or Bahu Ke Bich Me Q
Nahi Banti.?
Q Ki,
Jis Bete Ko Chddi Phanna
Sikhane Me 5 SaaL
Lagte Hai,
Wo 1 Bahu Sirf 5 Sec Me
Utarwa Deti Hai.

Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
||
||
||
||
Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

Nursery Tchr= Tumhe School Me Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata H?
Bi2= Jab Aap Mujhe SUSU Karaane K Liye Meri LULLu Hath_Se Bahar Nikaalti Ho.

Ladka Ladki Jungle mein kho jate hain
2 din bhuke pyase rehne ke baad ladki kehti hai
Plz Fuk me
Ladka: why?
Ladki: Yaar kuch to ander jayega.

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.