Jun 12, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Science Madam: Agar ...

Science Madam: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Heart Attack Ho Jaye

Toh Ushe Long Time Tak Kiss Kro Vo Theek Ho Jaayegi.

Student: Mam, Usey Attack Kesey Dilaaya Jaaey.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Jun 12, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Science Madam: Agar ...

Science Madam: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Heart Attack Ho Jaye

Toh Ushe Long Time Tak Kiss Kro Vo Theek Ho Jaayegi.

Student: Mam, Usey Attack Kesey Dilaaya Jaaey.

A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

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Jun 12, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Science Madam: Agar ...

Science Madam: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Heart Attack Ho Jaye Toh Ushe Long Time Tak Kiss Kro Vo Theek Ho Jaayegi. Student: Mam, Usey Attack Kesey Dilaaya Jaaey.

A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

In a party a lady wa...

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

He: Andar Gaya She:...

He: Andar Gaya She: Ha Gaya He: Dukha Kya She: Zara bhi nhi He: Aur 1 Baar She: Ab isme Daalo He: Achha lga She: Haa Bahoot He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ?? Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein. Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa, Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

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Science Madam: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Heart Attack Ho Jaye

Toh Ushe Long Time Tak Kiss Kro Vo Theek Ho Jaayegi.

Student: Mam, Usey Attack Kesey Dilaaya Jaaey.

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

He: Andar Gaya
She: Ha Gaya
He: Dukha Kya
She: Zara bhi nhi
He: Aur 1 Baar
She: Ab isme Daalo
He: Achha lga
She: Haa Bahoot
He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.