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Jun 8, 2013 SMS Collection
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Jun 8, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
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How 2 kill a girl ? ...
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Bhojpuri Ishq:- T...
Bhojpuri Ishq:-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
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JUST FOR SMILE
)
Loha Lohe Ko K...
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k...
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad".
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Gabbar:O Murgi Tuze ...
Gabbar:O Murgi Tuze 2 Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha
1 Q Diya? Tuje Mujse Dar Nahi Lagta?
Murgi:Dar Ki Wajah Se 1 Anda Diya hai Waise Mai Murga Hu.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Khuda kare tujhe khu...
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Badam Khane Se Dimag...
Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Aa skti He
.
.
.
Socho Kese
.
.
.
.
Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or
Tez Dorne Se Moch Aa skti Hai.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad M...
Us Bewafa
Ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAAM Utha Liya
.
.
.
.
Phir Lagaya
Bread Pe
Aur fatafat
Kha liya.
Moral : love se pehle pet ki suno.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Pyaar hua ikrar hua ...
Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL
Q Na Dare DiL
Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill.
By:
Mansi
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
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