By Anup Sahni (Mar 9, 2013)
Boy & girl in Bus: Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Sania Mirza Started Playing At The Age Of 6.. After that.. Everything In Her Life Changed.. EXCEPT THE SIZE OF HER SKIRT...!!
Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2 Pulk Wen Girl Is 16 She Is Ready 2 F**K Apple Says Cut Me, Eat Me, I M Yummy Girl Says S**K Me, F**K Me Make, Me Mummy.
Loda= Tum Kitni CHIKKANI Ho, Hum HarBar ANDAR FisaL Jate He Ch #t= Tum HarBar FisaL Jao Ishi Lye To KHADDA Khod Rakha He Humne!
Gaaand Marwane Ka Sabse Aasan Tarika? Muje Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tuje Gaaand Marwane Ka !tna Shokh H Ki Ab Tu SmS Mai Bhi Uske Tarike Dhundhta H
Fuli hui rotiKachi nhi hoti Anshu bhaneWali har ladki sachi nhi hoti joBhi jaisi bhi mileThok leDost kyuki Brrpehnne waliLadki bchi nhiHoti