Mar 9, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in Bu...

Boy & girl in Bus:

Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h
Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h
Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy: "A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Cycle k mistri ne su...

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kaha h!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota h?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me,
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati h jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Doctor to Old Man! ...

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi,
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta,
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Husbnd in susral tel...

Husbnd in susral teling 2 wife:
Ao sex karen
Wife: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar h
sharm ati h mujhe,
Husbnd: Mery baap ka ghar koi chakla h,
jo roz tyar hoti ho.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Mar 9, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

Boy & girl in Bu...

Boy & girl in Bus:

Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h
Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h
Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy: "A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Cycle k mistri ne su...

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kaha h!

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota h?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me,
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati h jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

Doctor to Old Man! ...

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi,
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta,
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

Husbnd in susral tel...

Husbnd in susral teling 2 wife:
Ao sex karen
Wife: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar h
sharm ati h mujhe,
Husbnd: Mery baap ka ghar koi chakla h,
jo roz tyar hoti ho.

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Mar 9, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi, Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h? Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

Boy & girl in Bu...

Boy & girl in Bus: Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua? Larki: us time . . . hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ? Boy: "A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho? Boy: 4 mahine se, Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon? Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Cycle k mistri ne su...

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya. Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho? Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kaha h!

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain? Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC Boy: Koi Khas Wja? Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota h? Boy: 18 saal ki larki me, Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati h jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

Doctor to Old Man! ...

Doctor to Old Man! Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi, Baba: Nikaal lo Beta, Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

Husbnd in susral tel...

Husbnd in susral teling 2 wife: Ao sex karen Wife: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar h sharm ati h mujhe, Husbnd: Mery baap ka ghar koi chakla h, jo roz tyar hoti ho.

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Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

Boy & girl in Bus:

Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h
Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h
Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy: "A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni bivi ko pani waley tub mai litaya.
Bivi: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Mistri: Mujhe to pani mai e pata chalta hai k surakh kaha h!

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota h?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me,
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati h jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi,
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta,
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.

Husbnd in susral teling 2 wife:
Ao sex karen
Wife: Nahi ye mere baap ka ghar h
sharm ati h mujhe,
Husbnd: Mery baap ka ghar koi chakla h,
jo roz tyar hoti ho.