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How 2 kill a girl? Give her a...
By
Kalpna Keer
(
Nov 23, 2012
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How 2 kill a girl?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kr mar jayegi..
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