I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai.
Did you know James Bond once slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred!
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h, har chehre par shabab achha lagta h, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe, hamein apka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.
Patient to Nurse: "I Love You"
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya". NURSE : "chal jhoota ,
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai