Nov 23, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

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Nafrat na karna kbhi...

Nafrat na karna kbhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT...

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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. "SPRITE"
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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How 2 kill a girl? ...

How 2 kill a girl?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kr mar jayegi..

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhojpuri ishq : Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq :
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Nov 23, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

Nafrat na karna kbhi...

Nafrat na karna kbhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT...

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
. "SPRITE"
.
"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

How 2 kill a girl? ...

How 2 kill a girl?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kr mar jayegi..

Bhojpuri ishq : Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq :
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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Nov 23, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

Nafrat na karna kbhi...

Nafrat na karna kbhi hamse ham a seh nhi payenge Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO...

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the 1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya. ? ? ? kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

What's D differ...

What's D difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT...

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai.. . . . . . . . "SPRITE" . "Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Last word said by th...

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden.... . . . Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj...

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

How 2 kill a girl? ...

How 2 kill a girl? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kr mar jayegi..

Bhojpuri ishq : Taj...

Bhojpuri ishq : Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko K...

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.

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Nafrat na karna kbhi hamse
ham a seh nhi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
. "SPRITE"
.
"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
.
.
.
Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

How 2 kill a girl?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kr mar jayegi..

Bhojpuri ishq :
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.