Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe ...

By Kalpna Keer (Nov 23, 2012)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

In the exam hall. E...

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A nursery boy propos...

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Girll Rply:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

Boy Rply
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir?
badhi ayi thapad marungi.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh...

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl:Doctor mere lip...

Girl:Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h
.
Doctor:Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
.
Girl:Ek saal pehle
.
Doctor:Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aunty (on phone): Be...

Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h?
Me: Hanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy: Kiska phone h?
Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

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In the exam hall. E...

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.

A nursery boy propos...

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Girll Rply:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

Boy Rply
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir?
badhi ayi thapad marungi.

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh...

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

Girl:Doctor mere lip...

Girl:Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h
.
Doctor:Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
.
Girl:Ek saal pehle
.
Doctor:Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h..

Aunty (on phone): Be...

Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h?
Me: Hanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy: Kiska phone h?
Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad"

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In the exam hall. E...

In the exam hall. Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.

A nursery boy propos...

A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Girll Rply: Ek thapad marungi khichke. Boy Rply Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir? badhi ayi thapad marungi.

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh...

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya, Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya, Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya, Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

Girl:Doctor mere lip...

Girl:Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h . Doctor:Last time KISS kab kiya tha? . Girl:Ek saal pehle . Doctor:Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h..

Aunty (on phone): Be...

Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h? Me: Hanji ek min. *MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY* Mummy: Kiska phone h? Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!

a girl's speaki...

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........ u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph.......sorry. i can't call u sweet.... because ants will finish u.

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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Girll Rply:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

Boy Rply
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir?
badhi ayi thapad marungi.

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,
Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,
Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

Girl:Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya h
.
Doctor:Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
.
Girl:Ek saal pehle
.
Doctor:Infection nahi hua h JUNG lag gayi h..

Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h?
Me: Hanji ek min. MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY
Mummy: Kiska phone h?
Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!

a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.