1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta H, Aur . .
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti H
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda h
Banta: Why it is always said that the children brighten a home?
Santa: Because they never turn any of the lights off.
Why majority of South Indians have a dark complexion?
Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV and Udaya TV without Sun Screen lotion!
Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!
Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.
So that you can sleep better.
Aaj Ki Young Generation Ko Sab Se Zyada Tention Kab Hoti H?
Exam Papers Me?
Jab Wo So Kar Uthe Aur Unka Mobile Unke Pass Naho ho, Tab!
BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na?
GIRL:Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.