Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend
..shaadi kar rahe hain
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 December ko aur uski 13 January ko h.
Santa: Mery dada ne 1857 ke jang mai dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?
Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...