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Aug 27, 2012 SMS Collection
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Aug 27, 2012 SMS Collection
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Aug 27, 2012 SMS COLLECTION
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somewhere out there ...
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true...
By:
MOHANAVALLI ANANDAM
Category:
LOVE/FRIENDSHIP
(
FRIENDSHIP
)
Santa went to batter...
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa dials a number...
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATIC...
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Lady Doc: Tum roz su...
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Today is Sund...
Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I
bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Yeh chaaku ky...
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa :-Yaar Banta D...
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.
By:
Seema Yadav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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