Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchht...

Bijlee ki Taar or larki me kya similarity ha Guess..
Not Sure..
Oh come on yaar
Simple h..
"Dono nangi ho to Jaan nikaal deti hai"

Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

Kya Aap Jante Hai
Mobile Aur Biwi Ke
BareMe
Ans=Jitni UngLi Kroge
Utne Hi Function Pata
ChaL Jayenge.

Girl to riksha wal :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga,
abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

SaRdarni- Suno G Picche waLa Mere BLLouse Me Hath DaL Rha H.
SardaR-Tu Chinta Mat KaR,
Paise To Mere Jeb Me Rakhe H.

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota h ?

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Taar khali ho jati h.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo ;->