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Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mel...

By Puneet Munjal (Jun 12, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race meladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli - Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki - M pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi
koi aage hi nahi gaya.

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