Whose mother had the most pain...

By Sanjeev (Jan 6, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

Girl= Ah! Ah ! Boy=...

Girl= Ah! Ah !
Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega.
G: Aur kitni der?
B:Aur thora.
G:Aur ni ghusega!
B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Negro attended a N...

A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Uske hotho pe jo ras...

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he.
sine pe jo aam hai char dham he.
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai.
van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the most pain...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

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Girl= Ah! Ah ! Boy=...

Girl= Ah! Ah !
Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega.
G: Aur kitni der?
B:Aur thora.
G:Aur ni ghusega!
B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

A Negro attended a N...

A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Uske hotho pe jo ras...

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he.
sine pe jo aam hai char dham he.
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai.
van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he

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Whose mother had the most pain...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the most painful delivery? Guess? . . Still thinking? . . Give up? its... SUNNY DEOL Why? He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

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Girl= Ah! Ah ! Boy=...

Girl= Ah! Ah ! Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega. G: Aur kitni der? B:Aur thora. G:Aur ni ghusega! B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo

GIRLfriend- "I ...

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

Unborn twins in the ...

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis. 1st Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h. 2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

A Negro attended a N...

A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place

A lady to another la...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? . . . . She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Uske hotho pe jo ras...

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he. sine pe jo aam hai char dham he. niche jo van hai vrindavan hai. van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he

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Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

Girl= Ah! Ah !
Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega.
G: Aur kitni der?
B:Aur thora.
G:Aur ni ghusega!
B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo

GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?

Unborn twins in the mother?s stomach saw a penis.
1st
Baby:Dekh Papa aa rhe h.
2nd:Abe stupid, ye pados
wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nhi pehante

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
.
.
.
.
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!

Uske hotho pe jo ras he wo somras he.
sine pe jo aam hai char dham he.
niche jo van hai vrindavan hai.
van mai jo dwar hai wahi haridwar he