Doctor - Aapke 3 daant kaise t...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Santa jungle ke raste se ja rha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nhi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister?

Santa: Sure, just hit redial!

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Q ke..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!