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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho ka...

By Dev (Apr 30, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
'VAR MANGO VATS'

Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai me vaisa nahi hu.
'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

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