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Darling, years ago u had a fig...
By
Sandeep
(
Oct 8, 2010
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SANTA BANTA
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Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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