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Darling, years ago u had a fig...
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Darling, years ago u had a fig...
By
Sandeep
(
Oct 8, 2010
)
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Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
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Santa ne kachha dho ...
Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
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Dev
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Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...
Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta h.
By:
Rajan
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Santa sir ne exam ke...
Santa sir ne exam ke liye,Question Paper banaya
socho question kaise hoge.
1.India kis Desh me hai?
2.Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon
Dafan h?
By:
Dev
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Judge: Tumhara Jurm ...
Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka H,
Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.
Santa: Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.
By:
Ajay
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One day Sardar went ...
One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
By:
Ankita Arora
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