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Santa Bakri Le Kar B...
Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Agar nariyal ...
Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth...
Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai..
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Interviewer: Whats d...
Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ne shampoo kha...
Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nhi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Very Tasty, A...
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nhi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Jagjit Singh: Ye dau...
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Sabse bhari d...
Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Doctor: Kamjori hai,...
Doctor: Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit.
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Banta Se : Yaa...
Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai...!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nhi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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