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Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumh...

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By Imran Kagzi (Jan 20, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nhi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti.

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