May 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Man: Dr Mujhe normal...

Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son - I want a baby ...

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bhakt: God muze dard...

Bhakt: God muze dard de,tension de,muze barbad kar de,mere pichhe har
mushkil laga de
God: abe sale ek line me bolna "Girlfriend" dila de.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

God made daylight n ...

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Once SANTA saw a ver...

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady in da market and thought-

Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main b itna sundar hota !!!!!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Government of Austra...

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher : Mudhal mas...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher

By: Sushil Dubey
Category: REGIONAL (TAMIL)

Ennavale! Kallaai I...

Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?

By: Sushil Dubey
Category: REGIONAL (TAMIL)

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May 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Dr Mujhe normal...

Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Son - I want a baby ...

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

Bhakt: God muze dard...

Bhakt: God muze dard de,tension de,muze barbad kar de,mere pichhe har
mushkil laga de
God: abe sale ek line me bolna "Girlfriend" dila de.

God made daylight n ...

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON

Once SANTA saw a ver...

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady in da market and thought-

Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main b itna sundar hota !!!!!

Government of Austra...

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

Teacher : Mudhal mas...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher

Ennavale! Kallaai I...

Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?

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May 7, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Man: Dr Mujhe normal...

Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle, Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu, Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

Son - I want a baby ...

Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

Bhakt: God muze dard...

Bhakt: God muze dard de,tension de,muze barbad kar de,mere pichhe har mushkil laga de God: abe sale ek line me bolna "Girlfriend" dila de.

God made daylight n ...

God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON

Once SANTA saw a ver...

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady in da market and thought- Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main b itna sundar hota !!!!!

Government of Austra...

Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you?

Teacher : Mudhal mas...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher

Ennavale! Kallaai I...

Ennavale! Kallaai Iruntha Ean Idhayathil Paa(r)vai Eannum Uliyai Koondu Azhagiya Silaiyai Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?

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Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?

Bhakt: God muze dard de,tension de,muze barbad kar de,mere pichhe har
mushkil laga de
God: abe sale ek line me bolna "Girlfriend" dila de.

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady in da market and thought-

Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main b itna sundar hota !!!!!

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher

Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?