Government of Australia has ...

By Sagar Nair (May 7, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa: tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa: yehi ki main soya tha.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Respect her > Ho...

Respect her
> Honour her
> Love her
> Protect her
> Care 4 her
.
.
For girls:
.
.
.
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
> Just smile.
Khatam!
Ladka Barbaad..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Memon to Shop keeper...

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lam...

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
.
Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
.
Jab
.
.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate HaiÃ¢â‚¬Â

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Government of Australia has ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

You May Also Like

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa: tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa: yehi ki main soya tha.

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Respect her > Ho...

Respect her
> Honour her
> Love her
> Protect her
> Care 4 her
.
.
For girls:
.
.
.
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
> Just smile.
Khatam!
Ladka Barbaad..

Memon to Shop keeper...

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lam...

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
.
Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
.
Jab
.
.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate HaiÃ¢â‚¬Â

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Government of Australia has ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you?

You May Also Like

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa: tumhari galatfahmi hai. Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi.. Santa: yehi ki main soya tha.

mehrban kdrdan dekho...

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Respect her > Ho...

Respect her &gt; Honour her &gt; Love her &gt; Protect her &gt; Care 4 her . . For girls: . . . HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY: &gt; Just smile. Khatam! Ladka Barbaad..

Memon to Shop keeper...

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lam...

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai, Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota, . Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He. . Jab . . Ã¢â‚¬Å“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate HaiÃ¢â‚¬Â

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Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa: tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa: yehi ki main soya tha.

mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.

Respect her
> Honour her
> Love her
> Protect her
> Care 4 her
.
.
For girls:
.
.
.
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY:
> Just smile.
Khatam!
Ladka Barbaad..

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hi
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hi woh akhri tha

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
.
Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
.
Jab
.
.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate HaiÃ¢â‚¬Â