Husband: Today is Sunday...

By Sagar Nair (May 7, 2015)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

By: Sumit
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How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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VoCaBulary!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begu...

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya.
Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

By: Sagar Nair
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Pati: Aaj mai sabha ...

Pati: Aaj mai sabha pati banunga.
Patni: khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

By: Imran Kagzi
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Wife: Is Saal Rozay ...

Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nhi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil H
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nhi H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Today is Sunday...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

How do you say...

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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.
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.
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VoCaBulary!

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begu...

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya.
Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Pati: Aaj mai sabha ...

Pati: Aaj mai sabha pati banunga.
Patni: khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Wife: Is Saal Rozay ...

Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nhi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil H
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nhi H.

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Husband: Today is Sunday...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

You May Also Like

Friends Are li...

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

How do you say...

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VoCaBulary!

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begu...

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya. Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Pati: Aaj mai sabha ...

Pati: Aaj mai sabha pati banunga. Patni: khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Wife: Is Saal Rozay ...

Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nhi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil H Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nhi H.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi h.

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
VoCaBulary!

Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya.
Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Pati: Aaj mai sabha pati banunga.
Patni: khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nhi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil H
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nhi H.