Apr 1, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Mummy: Beta jao ghar...

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.

Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar ne jalte hue ...

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun...
Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doc Saab, me ...

Santa: Doc Saab, me chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga?
Doc: Ha, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek h Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka tu...

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.

Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Apr 1, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Mummy: Beta jao ghar...

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.

Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Sardar ne jalte hue ...

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun...
Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Santa: Doc Saab, me ...

Santa: Doc Saab, me chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga?
Doc: Ha, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek h Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi h.

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa ek baraf ka tu...

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.

Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

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Apr 1, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Museum Administrator...

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken. Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Mummy: Beta jao ghar...

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao. Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Sardar ne jalte hue ...

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala. Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi Kyun... Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

Santa was busy in re...

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Santa: Doc Saab, me ...

Santa: Doc Saab, me chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga? Doc: Ha, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek h Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi h.

Santa was fondling a...

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa ek baraf ka tu...

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha. Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.

Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun...
Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Santa: Doc Saab, me chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga?
Doc: Ha, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek h Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi h.

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.

Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha h.