Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
jor se chillaya
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"
before administering the medicine to her!
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
Let Him Sleep With His Wife