Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa goes 2 a Petro...

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa sing ka 20 saa...

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Salesman:This comput...

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them :p

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

American: In our cou...

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?

Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

An englishman asked ...

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

An Englishman and Sa...

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa goes 2 a Petro...

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa sing ka 20 saa...

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Salesman:This comput...

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them :p

American: In our cou...

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?

Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

An englishman asked ...

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

An Englishman and Sa...

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Q: Why did Santa thr...

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa goes 2 a Petro...

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa sing ka 20 saa...

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Salesman:This comput...

Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them :p

American: In our cou...

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Santa:- 'Which ...

Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)

An englishman asked ...

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

An Englishman and Sa...

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them :p

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?

Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.