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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump se...

By Hiten (Feb 4, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

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