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Nov 29, 2014 SMS Collection
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Nov 29, 2014 SMS Collection
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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa: My drinking i...
Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.
Banta: That's a thing of concern.
Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Barber: Will you hav...
Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?
Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Barber: I have a hai...
Barber: I have a hair-raising story.
Banta: Tell it to some bald-headed man!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto: This is the l...
Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk.
Santa: Good, because I'm sick of hearing it!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Doctor: Do you drink...
Doctor: Do you drink to excess?
Santa: I'll drink to anything!!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: My wife told ...
Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes.
Banta: So what did you do?
Santa: I cried and hugged her!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Barber: You are losi...
Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?
Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Every time th...
Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
Banta: Why so?
Santa: He's a boxer.
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Policeman : How did ...
Policeman : How did the accident happen?
Santa : My wife fell asleep in the back seat!!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: May I have so...
Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
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